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  • Autumn Sonata
  • Distant Voices, Still Lives
  • Gabbeh
  • An Autumn Afternoon

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  • Inland Empire

  • Coffee and Cigarettes

  • Mission: Impossible

    ★★★½

  • Men

    ★★★

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  • A Visitor to a Museum

    A Visitor to a Museum

    ★★★★½

    "You knock, and repeat the words: 'Let me out of here. Let me out of here.' We have only one prayer."

    Desolately dystopic to the nth degree, A Visitor to a Museum is a blood-red nightmare through future-hell. I must say, compared to the other film I've seen by Konstantin Lopushansky, Dead Man's Letters, Visitor has a much steadier narrative momentum that pushes the Visitor along to new locations, each of which slowly unfurls the theme and world that Lopushansky…

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    ★★★★½

    just say you're afraid of your cyborg girlfriend penetrating you with her iron penis and go. there's no need to make a whole movie about it.

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  • A Slightly Pregnant Man

    A Slightly Pregnant Man

    ★★★½

    Catherine Deneuve knocking up her husband is the biggest dick energy I've ever seen. Icon.

  • Red Joan

    Red Joan

    ★½

    Don't kid yourself, Judi Dench is in the movie for a total of ~12 minutes. The rest of the film is off-brand Keira Knightley moving her way clunkily through a reiteration of The Imitation Game, with little to no nuance whatsoever. It's borderline History Channel material.

    Also, "my little comrade"?

    Seriously?