This movie is terrible, let’s not pretend otherwise. It wasted my time; it will waste yours. It is a waste of tens of millions of dollars. It wasted the talents of many actors who deserved a better script. 

The 2014 Godzilla film is pretty good for a big American monster movie. This is not. This is Transformers with creatures of inconsistent scale. This isn’t a fun Saturday night junk food flick; this is miserable. It is incoherent. It is every…