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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023
call me a turtle head because i was i really did even enjoy this it put a big old smile on my face…..
it was solid in every category and i loved the music and the voice acting and the art style was just ….. i’ll say it, nice
who’s with meand also i really like how it just commits to being very “of the times” i guess
it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but it felt like a funny little snapshot of history. donatello -
Shutter Island 2010
bruh what is it about this movie that makes me so mad. i just hate the editing and mark ruffalo and i get why people like it but nope it makes my stomach hurt
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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009
every time someone whistled or snapped my heart grew bigger for this wonderful movie
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Smile 2022
Smile is perhaps the most soulless horror movie I’ve ever seen. I can’t begin to understand how someone can watch this and feel like there is a single interesting or new idea brought to the table. Every part of this movie was taken from another movie and they tried to hide it under the guise of the next big blockbuster horror, but it just came off as derivative and tiring. This movie took zero risks and it was glaringly obvious.…