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Firestarter 2022
fire star is movie starring zack enron as firestarw’s dad. hello handsome, handsome zack gimme a kiss please. five stars
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
why are movies so wicked these days?? back in my time, this movie would be called doctor strange in the multiples of happiness or something. but no, this has to be twisted and cool so the teenagers think it’s edgy. two many cameos too. everyone’s gotta get riled up and shit their pants when tom cruise shows up as hipster doctor strange or whatever. and believe me, there’s gonna be so much pants shitting over this movie, you won’t believe…
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Halloween Kills 2021
disappointing… michael myers does not say his iconic “groovy,” or “do i make you horny baby?” lines even once in the entire 2 hour runtime..
