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  My Neighbor Totoro 1988

  Rewatched 31 May 2023 2

  I was thinking in the grass, and running my big toes thru it, and running them thru my hair, and the grass, and the hair in the grass, and my hair in my toes and hair, when I was thinking “why do we make movies as a thing we make?” Big thoughts. And then I remembered - totino, the big goblin from my neighbor Totoro. Now that’s a large guy of a sort you don’t see often. And I was…

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  Fast X 2023

  Watched 18 May 2023 5

  I wanna eat spaghetti off Dominic torero’s bald head and feed him chewed up noodles like I’m a mama robin and he’s my little baby bird 😊

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  Added 27

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  me to my gf when tobey maguire shows up: haha yeah. HELL YEAH! That’s the dude from boss baby! Finally, the spiderman/boss baby team up the fans have been asking for!! this is the only time in my life i’ve ever felt happy!

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  Halloween Kills 2021

  ★★★ Watched 09 Oct 2021 28

  disappointing… michael myers does not say his iconic “groovy,” or “do i make you horny baby?” lines even once in the entire 2 hour runtime..