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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★ Added by Kylo Ren 2

  i’m tired of writing jokes. time for serious review of minions; rise of gruth . I want to start off by saying that while initially finding the social and exological patina of the film’s eco-structure to be metaphysically off-putting, the narrative disassociation of the films’ mís en scéne and anthropological dissonance! was good. in short, the etymology of the minion’s role in gru’s rise to power relates to the dialectic maternal nature of the ubermench philosophy. their disnonasspc of the catalogical restaurant theme is opposed to the positively haunting implication of the narrative patina.

  minion like banana.

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  Elvis 2022

  Added by Kylo Ren 8

  a little known fact is elvis is real and is not just a character they made up for lilo and stitch. this movie is about proving that he is real and not made up for kilo and stitch as a singer for the cartoon movie. h

  that’s groovy.

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  Added by Kylo Ren 28

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  me to my gf when tobey maguire shows up: haha yeah. HELL YEAH! That’s the dude from boss baby! Finally, the spiderman/boss baby team up the fans have been asking for!! this is the only time in my life i’ve ever felt happy!

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  Halloween Kills 2021

  ★★★ Watched by Kylo Ren 09 Oct 2021 28

  disappointing… michael myers does not say his iconic “groovy,” or “do i make you horny baby?” lines even once in the entire 2 hour runtime..