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  • The Eiger Sanction

    The Eiger Sanction

    Much of this is encapsulated by the one-minute stretch where a rock-climber / assassin / art-history professor (Clint Eastwood), on contract from an albino ex-Nazi crime lord known as Dragon, gets humped by an erect-dick-touting dog whose owner, an effeminate man with a look best described as “Cowboy Liberace,” reveals that the pet’s name is Faggot and, as he hands said pet to a scantily clad woman only ever referred to as Buns, merrily calls out, “Make sure he doesn’t rape you!”

  • Ant Head

    Ant Head

    Available to watch here.

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