• Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    nice recovery from Us. phew.

  • The Loved Ones

    The Loved Ones

    ★★★½

    surprised you don’t hear more about this one. might have something to do with the dumb cover/poster graphic. probably sat on my watchlist for a year just for that reason. anyways after it gets goin it’s all gas. way way over the top and fun/mean/nasty. i’d watch this on halloween for cozy horror vibes. trick r treat style.

  • Frontier(s)

    Frontier(s)

    ★★½

    aped from way too many classics, too long, too dumb, but watchable.

  • Near Dark

    Near Dark

    ★★★★

    psychotic bill paxton, swoon.

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★½

    99% of this movie makes no sense. tons of unnecessary side plots that don’t add anything. crappy acting. those kid ghosts had me cringing. it just gets worse as it goes on. but i thought it was ok lol. grabber was cool.

  • Dashcam

    Dashcam

    ★★½

    75 minutes of lloyd christmas doing the most annoying sound in the world. love found footage, loved host but this was hard to sit through. some good gore though. i mean for real possibly the most unlikeable character in cinematic history.

  • Lux Æterna

    Lux Æterna

    ★★★★★

    did this one again, this time in a theater- the proper way to experience this movie, and subsequently re-rated it a 5/5. one of my favorite, most memorable theater experiences ever. i truly fuck with the end, like to my core. 
    thank god i’m an atheist! 😍

  • Rabid

    Rabid

    ★★★★

    legitimately covered my mouth like 😨 a few times.

  • Texas Chainsaw 3D

    Texas Chainsaw 3D

    ★★½

    hm i mean we get to see leath slice a face off and then sew it to his own face, plus the meat grinder scene. it’s very bad, but fun. she really tossed him the chainsaw and said, “do your thing cuz!😈”.

  • Mauvais Sang

    Mauvais Sang

    ★★★

    to quote redditor u/selfdepricator, in regards to this one- “im too pleb-brained for french new wave.” couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • X

    X

    ★★

    dumb, very dumb. couple good gores. a24 really signing off of silly shudder movies now ok…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★

    uh Saw and Se7en much?🙄