adam sandler only wants to make us laugh. his movies are silly and goofy and sweet and innocent. and how do you repay him?? you criticize him, you call him names, and you shrug him off like he’s the town idiot. you bullies deserve to be burned at the stake by a woman in a funny boardwalk t-shirt. but even as you were bound to a tree in your final moments, gasoline at your feet, who else but adam sandler would dive to put out the flame and save your life. stop bullying adam sandler!