Nicole Van Sant

Nicole Van Sant


I'm new to this, be nice to me.
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  • A Snake of June

    A Snake of June


    Shinya Tsukamoto is a bigger pervert than Paul Verhoeven 😱

  • The Devils

    The Devils


    I hope to one day have such an effect on women... without my bloody murder as the end result of course.

Recent reviews

  • Ammonite



    AKA Portrait of two boring women by the sea.

    All we have here are thinly written caricature’s of 19th century women. The similarities between this and God’s Own Country are uncanny, we explore the same themes of loneliness, desire and isolation but with a less successful end result imo. This should’ve stayed in the Wattpad drafts.

  • Mysterious Skin

    Mysterious Skin

    Two cast members (Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Elisabeth Shue) put in a performance worthy of the exceptional source material. Gregg Araki is a talented director, he creates a unique atmosphere but the script and acting are what let this film down the most. Having now read the book, I can say that this is one of those cases where the novel is markedly better. There are small but crucial details left out of the film and these subtle pieces of character development are what make the book so compelling.

Popular reviews

  • Hillbilly Elegy

    Hillbilly Elegy


    Ben Shapiro’s about to dry wank to this one oh lord 🤧

  • Lynn + Lucy

    Lynn + Lucy


    Excellent directing, very hard to watch at times but it tackles the subject matter with skill and grace. Writer/ director Fyzal Boulifa has just opened some doors for himself with this one.

    watched on bbc iplayer.