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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017
Because it would be so great if that dead cow could also lay eggs.
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Ghostbusters 2016
I had to smoke weed to get through this one. Still only laughed once. This movie about ghosts needed a soul.
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Solo: A Star Wars Story 2018
The force isn't with this one. It took a massive shit on the movie before divorcing its mother.
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The Dark Tower 2017
I read every single book twice. I have waited years for an adaptation.
Now I want to die.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
I have never walked out of the cinema ever before. But with this I had to. What have you done? How could you? Please stop!