I cannae do words.

Just listing stuff as I watch them instead of trying to remember every film I've ever seen and how I felt about them.

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Dead Mountaineer's Hotel
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Dune

Recent activity

  • The Straight Story


  • Spider-Man: No Way Home


  • Spider-Man: Far From Home


  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix


    First watch in many years, and it's still cool in the way you thought things were when you were 15. Which isnae a negative. You're still the 15 year old you sometimes. They just sit in the back while you drive. It's good to go back and rewatch childhood favourites. You sometimes notice wee things you didnae pick up on when you were younger.

    I'm in my 30s now, and realised on this viewing that they're in the computer. That's what all the green stuff is about, and how they can jump so big.

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion


    The worst cinema experience of my life, and I've had a dude show up 20 minutes late, sit next to me in a near empty screen, and open a tub of salmon sandwiches.