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Favorite films

  • Something Wicked This Way Comes
  • Night of the Comet
  • Devil
  • Messiah of Evil

Recent activity

  • Altered


  • Exists


  • The Mummy


  • The Northman


Recent reviews

  • The Boogey Man

    The Boogey Man


    "You know, I remember that grandma said that when break a mirror, you free everything that it's seen!"

    A movie all about a bunch of uninteresting people sitting around watching TV, eating chicken together, and occasionally dying horribly. Think a drier, talkier Halloween (1978) without anything that made that watchable and a molasses-slow pace up until the last 10 minutes.

    1.5/5 stars

  • Ambulance



    136 minutes of absolute unhinged Bayhem. Highly recommend seeing this one in a theater if possible, good stuff.

    Light 4.5/5 stars

Popular reviews

  • Black Is King

    Black Is King


    Black is King (2020): alternate title: Beyonce, a literal millionaire, tries to relate to normal people and pretends Lion King (2019), a soulless corporate product, is a real social cause.

    A few of the songs are fine to okay. What bothers me is for this millionaire to be basically telling people the "right" way to be black for a lot of the runtime. It's reaching for some interesting concepts later on but still falls short.
    At its worst moments, it…

  • Out



    LGBTQ+ people: Hey Disney can we have literally any gay representation in any of your franchises

    Disney: Sure gays, you get to have a short on our streaming service many of you won't have access to where the main character never actually says the word gay and turns into a literal dog most of the time. Also, you get pretty rainbow animals that sound stereotypically gay that add literally nothing.

    2.5/5 stars