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  Blood Diner 1987

  ★★★ Watched by Mike Nelson 21 May 2022

  "Sheeeeeeeeeeeitar homie!"

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  G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2009

  ★ Watched by Mike Nelson 18 May 2022

  Roger Ebert loved The Phantom Menace. Josh Lewis loved G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
  Even our most respected heroes can fall.

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  12 Rounds 2009

  ★★★ Watched by Mike Nelson 17 May 2022

  Irish trickster befuddles Italian cop for twelve rounds but still ends up losing. Typical!

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  Transformers: Dark of the Moon 2011

  ★★★½ Watched by Mike Nelson 27 Apr 2022 3

  Any Bumble-babies trying to vibe with my Optimus Slime? Don't respond if you're a Ratchet ass bum. I'll let you Starscream at me if you're a Bombshell or a Wildrider. I'm just a crazy ass Thundercracker who's trying to Thrust his Ramjet.