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  • Get Shorty

    Get Shorty


    Man, this takes a long time to get going. The first hour or so is painfully slow. Tries too hard to be Pulp Fiction, with almost nome of the charm, lines or cool vibes. Not quite sure what the writers were playing at. When your strongest jokes are about a mini van, you should realise you’re in trouble.

    Picks up by the final third and gets reasonably entertaining. All in all, it’s a disappointment. Great cast doing the best they can with what could have been a great script, but just has no soul.

  • The Blob

    The Blob


    Meteorite lands on earth, interrupting Steve McQueen’s date. An old man pokes it with a stick, releasing the blob and all hell breaks lose. The Blob gets bigger and bigger the more people it consumes. Since nobody believes them, Steve and friends and have to sneak around the local cops to deal with it themselves. If only there was a way to stop it. 

    Extremely charming and entertaining b-movie. Some scenes (like the cinema panic/fleeing scene) are genuinely impressive. 

    Should be required viewing for climate change deniers.

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    For Y'ur Height Only


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    The Big Snatch


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