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  • Purple Rain

    Purple Rain


    I honestly thought that he would live forever.

    Re-reading my previous review, I realize now how flippant I was. Arguing with straw men is a losing proposition, and in refuting the wholly fictitious arguments against this film I was inadvertently giving those arguments credence. There's no value in explaining what this film is not; Prince's entire ethos was predicated on the fundamental precept of I AM. THIS IS ME. I HAVE WILLED MYSELF INTO EXISTENCE AND I WILL BEG NO…

  • Green Room

    Green Room


    Captain Picard as a Nazi? Yep, I can buy that.

    Imogen Poots as a skinbyrd avenging angel? Sure.

    A $350 guarantee to be third on the bill of a matinee show in the middle of nowhere? BEYOND THE LIMITS OF PLAUSIBILITY.

    (Actually, the movie gets a ton of things right about punk/skinhead/DIY touring culture, but I found that part to be hilarious.)

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