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  • The Three Musketeers

    The Three Musketeers


    1993 Ranked
    Non-2020 First Time Watches Ranked
    Directors Ranked: Stephen Herek

    I was not expecting to like this. I know nothing of The Three Musketeers minus the very basics, I'm not a huge fan of films set in this time period and I didn't know what to expect from Charlie Sheen or Chris O'Donnell.

    Well, I found the story of the Musketeers charming and fun, so much so that I watched the Paul W.S. Anderson version straight after this. I…

  • Bad Boys II

    Bad Boys II


    2003 Ranked
    Directors Ranked: Michael Bay

    I knew we should've killed the Bay Beast when it was a mere pup. Look at the monster it became! This has like every single Bay-ism, except they're all on crack. The action is choppier than Lorena Bobbitt got on her husband that one time (yes, it's a dated reference. I don't care), the explosions are way more explosion-y than ever, the story is unnecessarily convoluted and the film is unnecessarily overlong. We could've…

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