Ayden The NinjaPirateBear’s review published on Letterboxd:
"There come a time, when good man must wear mask."
This film looked beautiful but it dragged like an African midget's dick (is that racist? I don't think so. If anything, it's a compliment.) There just wasn't enough interesting stuff to justify a 2.5 hour runtime.
Credit where credit is due though, the film did look amazing. Some of the shots were truly great, and there was some funny dialogue, but it didn't help the movie much.
Also, I get why it happened but casting Johnny Depp as Tonto just didn't feel right.