• Fish Tank

    Fish Tank

    Just watch it, I don't wanna talk about it.

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    Who knew you didn't have to pay for cinema tickets with an unlimited card

  • Tenet


    First film back at the cinema
    Propa backwards
    It get not do I
    Was just like boom boom reverse boom boom
    Got bored, had a nap, as I do
    It's warmer outside than it was in the cinema.
    But honestly did anyone understand what was going on??
    The ending was good from what I understood. Mainly because it ended.
    KFC was the best part, I had a sexy little popcorn snack box, a cheeky little mini fillet burger, 2 of the hottest of hot wings and some rather disappointing watery shit piss gravy. And salt. Lots of salt.

  • Rainbow Time

    Rainbow Time

    Well that was uncomfortable to watch

  • Black Rock

    Black Rock

    Lead bad guy was shit.
    Go girls!

  • The Meg

    The Meg

    An entertaining piece of shit

  • Eli



  • Project Power

    Project Power

    What a heap of shite

  • A Million Little Pieces

    A Million Little Pieces

    Aaron Johnsons massive shlong

  • The Beach House

    The Beach House

    Some explanation would be nice
    And a better ending

  • The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    Eee it's Dudley from Hazza P!!
    Love me some Charlize.
    Thoroughly enjoyed.

  • Creep 2

    Creep 2

    Watched this with Susan because she thought she'd watched the first one already.

    After pondering for half the film why it was the same as the first, ruling out that its a prequel, or the same movie from a different perspective, she realised she'd watched the second one before the first. TIT

    She's now in bed watching the first one WITHOUT ME and I'm on the toilet writing this.

    Laughed my tatas off, he's like Hedwig from Split.