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  Joker 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched by Nigel 05 Oct 2019 2

  Horrible experience. Went to a screening in New York,  unironically my theatre had 20 cops inside of it and they patted us all down; there was even a fucking k-9 unit there.

  Whenever there was a violent or disturbing scene occuring, the cops would look up at us in the audience to make sure none of us were becoming incited. Terrible.

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  Ted K 2021

  ★★★★ Rewatched by Nigel 18 Feb 2022

  FBI SUCK MY COCK

Recent reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★ Rewatched by Nigel 21 May 2022

  Peak Reddit. I can’t believe I watched this over Kings of Pain.

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  Morbius 2022

  ½ Watched by Nigel 15 May 2022

  Jared Leto gave a 15 year old chlamydia, but this is still the worst thing he's ever done.

Popular reviews

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  The Long Goodbye 2020

  ½ Added by Nigel 6

  Pretty oblivious to the real reality of things. If you have a Northern English experience (particularly that of Yorkshire) you can attest to how truly insulting this piece is. Borderline propaganda.

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ½ Rewatched by Nigel 14 Dec 2017 4

  Imagine being Mark and having to be all like "damn, Rian Johnson, you fuckin' right, all clever with your tight script and horrific directorial Vision. I would totally have interviews with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants is to have a real non-idiotic final arc for Luke. Like seriously imagine having to be Mark and not only sit in that chair while Rian Johnson flaunts with his fanfiction tier OC in front of…