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  • In Bruges

    In Bruges


    I loved the part where Mad-Eye Moody called Voldemort a cunt while Fleur Delacour bailed out Grindelwald from jail.

    Wow I’m so original.

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    So the entire point of this film is to teach kids to be less clingy? Weird moral, but okay.

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  • Children of Men

    Children of Men


    Why the hell had I not watched this movie before? Those long takes reminded me why I want to be a filmmaker. Fucking beautiful.

  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas


    Lmfao wtf is this movie???