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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★½

    Goddard and Whedon coming up with the idea for that third act is only historic event I’m visiting if time travel ever exists.

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★½

    Lol

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  • Rim of the World

    Rim of the World

    ★½

    Countless references to other movies ✔️
    Countless product placement ✔️
    Annoying central performances ✔️
    100% saturation ✔️
    Pointless love interest ✔️
    Pointless ex-vine star cameos ✔️
    Worryingly bad jokes ✔️
    Predictable main character arc ✔️

    It’s not the first and it won’t be the last time I do this exact checklist for a Netflix film.

  • The Thinning

    The Thinning

    ★½

    I was having a discussion with someone I work with about bad movies. He said this movie was the worst movie he’d ever watched. I was curious.

    Don’t be curious.