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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods


    Goddard and Whedon coming up with the idea for that third act is only historic event I’m visiting if time travel ever exists.

  • Joker




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  • Rim of the World

    Rim of the World


    Countless references to other movies ✔️
    Countless product placement ✔️
    Annoying central performances ✔️
    100% saturation ✔️
    Pointless love interest ✔️
    Pointless ex-vine star cameos ✔️
    Worryingly bad jokes ✔️
    Predictable main character arc ✔️

    It’s not the first and it won’t be the last time I do this exact checklist for a Netflix film.

  • The Thinning

    The Thinning


    I was having a discussion with someone I work with about bad movies. He said this movie was the worst movie he’d ever watched. I was curious.

    Don’t be curious.