Goddard and Whedon coming up with the idea for that third act is only historic event I’m visiting if time travel ever exists.
Countless references to other movies ✔️
Countless product placement ✔️
Annoying central performances ✔️
100% saturation ✔️
Pointless love interest ✔️
Pointless ex-vine star cameos ✔️
Worryingly bad jokes ✔️
Predictable main character arc ✔️
It’s not the first and it won’t be the last time I do this exact checklist for a Netflix film.