Noah Mittman

An all-round stand up chap.

1: Trash; 2: Bad/Flawed; 3: Solid; 4: Great; 5: Exceptional

Favorite films

  • Henry Fool
  • Until the End of the World
  • Time Bandits
  • Strange Days

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★

  • The Villainess

    ★★★½

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★★½

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

    I was already worn out after Chapter 3 and this one didn't swing me back around. I watched Chapter 4 mostly to be a completionist about the whole series, and hopefully be surprised. So, yeah, nunchaku? I can dig it. Sure.

    But despite a bunch of new stuff, it was the old stuff (fighting through a crowed club again? Fighting in a blue neon glass room again?) and the homage stuff (the Warriors stuff, even the Hotline Miami? stuff) that kept…

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★

    A lot of fun! What more could you want. It's amazing what happens when you clearly involve people who like (dare I say love?) the material they're working with and adapting, and (presumably) get out of their way I'M LOOKING AT YOU JOHN PETERS

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  • The Villainess

    The Villainess

    ★★★½

    Before we start, can we all just agree that the "GoPro action movie" was just not a good aesthetic? It was a fantastic gimmick that could show off just how talented and coordinated a fight/stunt team was, but it really does suck at making action read cleanly on screen. It's inevitable that you cross the line where you say "damn, that was amazing, I wish I knew what was going on there."

    That being said, I am always down for a…

  • Other Music

    Other Music

    ★★★★

    Man, I miss this store so much.

    It was always funny to me how other people seemed to know so little about Ninja Tune at the time, and now I find out in this film that they did almost 50% of all Ninja's US sales out of that one shop. 😂

    Also: we need a prequel Kim's Video documentary now