RSS feed for Noah

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • An American Pickle

    An American Pickle

    ★★★

    "I'm an American Pickle Rick!!!" I holler as the credits roll, and immediately begin preparations to hang myself after bringing such a vile sentence into this world

  • Wolf Hounded

    Wolf Hounded

    ★★★★

    Loopy De Loop was Hanna-Barbera's answer to Pepe Le Pew. But I'd honestly argue that he was able to stand on his owm and become a different enough thing to at least some degree, and the reason is how they handled the horny. It's very different than how Le Pew experiences horniness.

    To Le Pew, horny is his driving force in life, it dictates all his actions. Chuck Jones essentially went up to the audience and said, "look at this…

Popular reviews

More
  • Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil

    Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil

    Do you really give a shit what someone thinks about this movie. Go read something else. Close this tab and go on literally any other page on the internet

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ½

    I have not seen this movie; unfortunately Quentin Tarantino did not cast me as Charles Manson, so it is bad. (for reference: I have no prior experience acting in a movie or any qualifications, also I don't look like Charles Manson, or know what he sounds like so I would have done a Yosemite Sam voice. but still: bad move, Quentin)