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  • 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

    20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

    ★★

    I mean. It’s mildly entertaining, I guess...?
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    Part of Tree & Noah's Fab Film Challenge
    Week 50: A live-action film directed or produced by Walt Disney

  • In the Tall Grass

    In the Tall Grass

    Your ass is grass.

  • The Brothers Grimm

    The Brothers Grimm

    ★½

    No, thanks. 
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    Part of Tree & Noah's Fab Film Challenge
    Week 49: A film based on a fairy tale.

  • We Are Your Friends

    We Are Your Friends

    I’m team Squirrel

  • I Love You Phillip Morris

    I Love You Phillip Morris

    "Golf? But you're a homosexual!"

    I am very conflicted with this film (a common theme lately). On one hand you have a funny, original, and entertaining story with the cutest and sweetest Ewan McGregor EVER. On the other hand you have some major problematic representation for gay men: linking homosexuality immediately to sex, criminality, living expensively (expensive clothes, gym memberships, fancy houses, etc), being fake in every aspect of your life, infidelity, and of course having a dysfunctional and borderline…

  • Safe

    Safe

    ★★★★½

    Horrifying and unsettling and very 80’s. I love this one though I’m not sure exactly what it’s even about. 
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    Part of Tree & Noah's Fab Film Challenge
    Week 48: A film you’ve been meaning to rewatch for a while (you’re welcome)

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    Couldn’t bring myself to rate this higher what with all the hardcore women-hating and whatnot.

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    Much better than expected, but still nothing amazing. The cast is surprisingly funny, the story surprisingly creative, and the ending surprisingly satisfying.

  • The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    ★★★½

    A promising start and a bland finish. Not a bad film, though. 
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    Part of Tree & Noah's Fab Film Challenge
    Week 47: A film from your watchlist

  • Pay Day

    Pay Day

    Honestly just had a smile on my face the whole way through this. 
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    Part of Tree & Noah's Fab Film Challenge
    Week 46: A short film

  • Boy Erased

    Boy Erased

    Too conflicted to really review this but here’s a Human Rights Campaign article about conversion therapy and how evil it is.

  • Dogtooth

    Dogtooth

    ★★★★

    My pussy *gets turned off*
    The room *plunges into darkness*