Favorite films

  • Spider-Man 3
  • Nostalgia
  • The Thin Red Line
  • The Conversation

Recent activity

All
  • The Faculty

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    ★★★★★

  • River's Edge

    ★★★★★

  • Any Given Sunday

Recent reviews

More
  • River's Edge

    River's Edge

    ★★★★★

    Wowee. Crispin Glover and Dennis Hopper are unhinged. Plays like The Stranger by Camus, totally surreal

  • Any Given Sunday

    Any Given Sunday

    homoeroticism pervades the entire movie and culminates in an incredible al pacino motivational speech:

    "I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you"

Popular reviews

More
  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    Somebody call Sweden. Tell them DO NOT tear down the sets. Tell them we are opening a Midsommar themed summer camp. Tell them I don't care what happens. I need to sleep in the bunkhouse. I need to pee on the ancestors. I need to take drugs and dance all day. I need to jump off the cliff (good place for a swimming pool)

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    Adam Sandler: *sobbing into girlfriend's fresh ass tattoo* "I don't deserve this!"

    Me: *holding back tears* "I don't think I've ever loved anyone that much"