Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Father of the Bride 1991

  ★½ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  the wedding industry wrote this movie

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  The Killer 2023

  Watched 08 Nov 2023 1

  it's better than Mank!

Popular reviews

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jan 2020 4

  Somebody call Sweden. Tell them DO NOT tear down the sets. Tell them we are opening a Midsommar themed summer camp. Tell them I don't care what happens. I need to sleep in the bunkhouse. I need to pee on the ancestors. I need to take drugs and dance all day. I need to jump off the cliff (good place for a swimming pool)

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  Uncut Gems 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2020

  Adam Sandler: *sobbing into girlfriend's fresh ass tattoo* "I don't deserve this!"

  Me: *holding back tears* "I don't think I've ever loved anyone that much"