• Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★★

    i have been eating plastic for 3 days and i don't think my evolution is accelerating yet but my stomach feels sort of sharp and that's promising i think

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    listen I'm all for the half naked blue people but having a weird teenage white boy running around like he's gollum is a different thing

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    i don't think i ever need to hear the word "daddy" ever again. what the hell

  • The Ice Road

    The Ice Road

    death cab for gurty

  • Am I Ok?

    Am I Ok?

    someone please send me this movie or get warner bros to release it already

  • River's Edge

    River's Edge

    ★★★★★

    Wowee. Crispin Glover and Dennis Hopper are unhinged. Plays like The Stranger by Camus, totally surreal

  • Any Given Sunday

    Any Given Sunday

    homoeroticism pervades the entire movie and culminates in an incredible al pacino motivational speech:

    "I'm still willing to fight and die for that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face. Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with you"

  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★★

    Really incredible. Riveting for every second of its 3 hour runtime. I haven't been so engaged with a film all year

  • The General's Daughter

    The General's Daughter

    this is a nightmarish, horrific, and disturbing movie, and very cheery compared to the actual state of affairs on us military bases. irl this movie is just another Tuesday at fort bragg

  • Silent Trigger

    Silent Trigger

    Getting strong T.J Miller vibes from the sex fiend security guard in this

  • Tears of the Sun

    Tears of the Sun

    ★★½

    Noticeably less based than Fuqua's best films

  • After the Sunset

    After the Sunset

    This is like Heat but made by Brett Ratner, in a good way