Letterboxd — Your life in film

sorry ladies i assumed you were all being dramatic about this

You have to live a certain number of years in our capitalist society to understand that the scene where Tom Green stands on the conveyor belt at his assembly-line cheese factory job, wields a huge sausage over his crotch, and yells "I'M A SEXY BOY! DING DONG! DING DONG!" is not merely funny, but also powerful, moving, and righteous.

Tom Green's Hardly Working.

I love you,
you love me.
Going down the sugar tree.
We'll go down the sugar tree,
and see lots of bees.
playing,
playing,
But the bees won't sting
because you love me.

faye dunaway would be a great shiv
(i promise i’ll stop referencing succession eventually)

Lay off the needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

- Abbie Hoffman

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It is palpably embarrassing how even Kate "The Lesser" Mara acts fucking circles around Mark Wahlberg.

Wouldn't trust that mufucka to play Yorick.

Can you believe people say there are no solutions to our contemporary political problems?

it’s unfortunate that a genius (joel coen) was convinced to use a script from a pretentious british hack (william shakespeare)

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Italian accent

Love how John Malkovich, in the midst of losing his marbles and getting ready for the loony bin, turns to Charlie Sheen for advice. That right there is when the film transcends from great, bizarre fun to a surrealistic masterpiece.

Statler: “It’s under embargo!”

Waldorf: “What does that mean?”

Statler: “It means they don’t want you to talk about it yet!”

Waldorf: “I don’t blame them!”

Statler and Waldorf: “bwahahahahahahaha”

scariest part of this movie was kermit being possessed by a shitty kermit voice impersonator

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.