You’re not a turkey. A turkey is one of the dumbest birds on earth.

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Desert Hearts
  • The Endless Summer
  • Surf's Up

Recent activity

  • The Princess Diaries


  • How to Take a Bath


  • Tahara


  • As They Made Us


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Wendell & Wild

    Wendell & Wild


    Who do you think his cream dealer is?

  • After Blue

    After Blue


    Ngl this felt very much like how it felt to be 4 years old and watching the neverending story for the first time. I kinda wish all movies were like this.