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Favorite films

  • Possession
  • La Commune (Paris, 1871)
  • A Bread Factory: Part One
  • Hellzapoppin'

Recent activity

  • Andron


  • The Stairs


  • Unfriended: Dark Web


  • The Tenant


Pinned reviews

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4


    John Wick goes full Marvel. 3 hours of po-faced self-serious mythology: the first thirty minutes tying up plotlines from previous films and introducing b plots, followed by 90 of macguffin hunts --Osaka and Berlin feature great set pieces but are narratively inert. By the time we got to Paris and the movie actually started I was truly bored.

    Luckily, the difference between John Wick and Marvel is that in John Wick the action is actually good, and the color work…

  • Overlord



    The most fantastical thing about this movie isn't Nazi zombie experiments, it's a racially integrated squadron with a black sergeant in WWII.

Recent reviews

  • Andron



    The post-industrial economy as an apocalypse in which anonymized and de-individualized proles must compete to the death in the wastelands left by the previous mode of production, all monitored and profited from by a parasitic class of ultra rich technologically powerful middlemen who see no reason to thin the surplus population produced by economic transformation without profiting off the very process of the thinning too, as entertainment.

    This movie sucks ass.

  • The Stairs

    The Stairs


    Is this a 0 budget lost in the woods number based on a ten year old creepy pasta that was already successfully adapted in Channel Zero? Yes. Does it make sense? Oh my sweet summer child.

    But its succesfully weird, features a dirtbag character straight out of early oughts bro horror, a sinister grandpa, and kinda decent and charming characterization. Sure to be a Tubi autoplay classic!

Popular reviews

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    Looking at the ratings on this site it's very clear the straights are not ok.

    This is an edgelord anti-feminist manic pixie dream girl wank fest and it's fucking dull as hell.

    Thinks that are thought by our protagonist:

    "In the age of #metoo, can you be a feminist and enjoy giving head?"

    (Revealing her 'darkest secret'): "I like to have sex with a flaccid penis, so I can be responsible for making it hard"

    "How come we never talk…

  • Thesis



    ~𝖕 𝖚 𝖗 𝖊 𝖉 𝖗 𝖊 𝖆 𝖉~

    straight men are scary, the movie.

    do they want to fuck you or kill you? yes