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  • Bound
  • Drag Me to Hell
  • Suspiria
  • The Power of the Dog

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  • The Rambler


  • Serenity


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Pinned reviews

  • Air



    Feel good underdog story with an ending you're already aware of.

    Still enough to keep you compelled thanks to the troop of A-listers.

    Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have better hair than they did in The Last Duel. Odd to see Chris Tucker in a movie anymore.

    Viola Davis keeps this from being a complete sausage fest.

    So many men talking you'd think Aaron Sorkin wrote it.

    Skarsgard sighting!!! Gustav at the Adidas Headquarters.

    4 Horror Movies That Feature Other Skarsgard Siblings and Cousins That Visit All The Time! (LINK Below)


  • Slayers



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "--so he gets his ass kicked by a fucking MARCHING BAND but he can beat up Michael Mye---"

    Sorry, chatting with someone else online.

    This toothless vampire horror comedy mostly makes you wonder what the pandemic did to Thomas Jane, Malin Akerman and Abigail Breslin's finances that they had to take a role in this lifeless movie.

    It's barely 90 minutes but you will long for the sweet release of unconsciousness after minute 30.

    Full Review Link Below-- This Slayers (2022) Review Has Henry Cavill Wearing an Oversized Moustache!


Recent reviews

  • The Rambler

    The Rambler


    Indie horror and it's most disjointed.

    You're not sure what kind of movie this is trying to be, you're just sure whatever is going on, it's not working.

    Pointless violence with no suspense or scares.

    Dermot Mulroney is really trying, but his character is as unfocused as the movie.

    This might be for someone, but it's not you or anyone you know.

  • Serenity



    Watchable if unspectacular movie version of a TV show I've never seen but keep telling myself I'm going to.

    Chintzy special effects aside, you can't help but have fun.

    Some of Joss Whedon's dialogue plays like a sitcom, but the likeable cast never makes it rote.

    Chiwitel Ejiofor makes a charismatic villain and Nathan Fillon needs to take a paternity test to prove he's not my father and mother.

Popular reviews

  • The Pale Blue Eye

    The Pale Blue Eye


    A life-sappingly boring horror/police procedural that makes you wonder what's happening in Christian Bale's life that he did this and Thor: Love and Thunder in the same year.

    Blink if you're under duress, Christian Bale.

    This movie took 91-year old Robert Duvall out of bed. W...t...f.

    Full Review Link Below-- This The Pale Blue Eye (2022) Review Is a New Yellowstone Prequel Set 500 Years Into the Future!


  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    My birthday movie...

    Superior to the feature length music video of an original in nearly every way except applied body oil possibly.

    An emotionally resonant sequel that will make you wish more movies took 30 plus years to release their sequels.

    Full Review link Below-- This Top Gun Maverick (2022) Review Has John Cusack Holding An Empty Pizza Box Out Your Window