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  • In Bruges

    In Bruges


    The rest of eternity spent in Bruges sounds closer to heaven than it would be hell.

    Masterpiece, even on repeat viewings.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    People who meticulously plan out their survival but somehow don't investigate what nearly causes their deaths to prevent it being an issue in the future endeavour to create the noisiest thing on earth while being hunted by a haunted lettuce on legs that is sensitive to noise.

    If you can talk next to a waterfall and/or sound proof a room, why not live in either of those places for ease of living.

    These are some of the dumbest decisions written…

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  • Batman: The Killing Joke

    Batman: The Killing Joke

    Audaciously pretending to contribute to the source material, Batman: The Killing Joke opens with an entirely unnecessary Batgirl X Batman Fanfiction serving as a prologue that is so clearly unsubtle I'm surprised Barbara didn't once utter the word "Daddy" while we panned away from needless animated Bat-sex. Boy problems and Bat-penetration is not what the comic needed, and the dialogue is painfully one note as every single person in the universe finds a way to exclusively discuss these things. Just…

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane

    10 Cloverfield Lane


    There were some visceral reactions from the audience for this one - I could feel people kicking at a jump, my friends next to me constantly uneasy, people laughing with obvious discomfort escaping with every 'hah'. 10 Cloverfield Lane is intense, with a wickedly slow pace for horror built on suspense. Yet it still magically sails through a ton of story with ease, never feeling close to it's run time.

    The performances of Goodman, Winstead and Gallagher (who I've been…