Nolan Wiethop’s review published on Letterboxd:
I don't know if this is a 5 star movie or a half-star movie so I will refrain from giving it a score.
It's...it's a Noe film...
It's like falling asleep while porn is playing and then having a nightmare. That's about as good as I can do in describing it.
It's a movie for children is what I'm trying to say.