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  Three Thousand Years of Longing 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched by Scott Southard 25 Sep 2022

  Came here to make a 1000 Years of Solitude joke, but my friend Mikey Guzman threw my copy in the ocean.

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  The Spy Who Loved Me 1977

  ★★★★ Watched by Scott Southard 25 Sep 2022

  Jaws got zapped in the braces!

Popular reviews

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  Andre the Giant 2018

  ★★★★ Watched by Scott Southard 10 Apr 2018

  I could watch Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon make deep fart sounds forever.

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  Jawbreaker 1999

  ★★★★ Watched by Scott Southard 22 Sep 2022 1

  I know it’s an unpopular opinion, but I think Jets to Brazil was a much better distillation of Blake Schwarzenbach’s narrative voice.