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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★★

    It’s 1:30am as I type this and tears are trickling down my face...

    To say the least, Hereditary is the most personal film I’ve ever seen. Cathartic, a true purging of my own personal demons and a cleansing

    I was the black sheep since day one. Doomed to be my parents failed science experiment. Even through all my OWN personal struggles, I can’t help but to think my parents passed down their anxiety, their overthinking, their need to feel accepted…

  • The Return of Swamp Thing

    The Return of Swamp Thing

    ★★★★★

    Monday morning. Hot chocolate in hand. Girlfriend and cat snoring next to me. Swamp Thing gives me the thumbs up and everything is all right. Starting my day off with a smile.

    My heart is warm.

    💚💚💚

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  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★★★

    Quite possibly the most hopeless and nihilistic film I’ve seen. One of the all time greats.
     
    “Courage is the solution to despair, reason provides no answers. I can't know what the future will bring; we have to choose despite uncertainty. Wisdom is holding two contradictory truths in our mind, simultaneously, hope and despair. A life without despair is a life without hope...”

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    ★★★★★

    The humor in this so beyond meta and ahead of its time. Loved it when I was younger and it’s just as funny now. 

    ME ME MEEOOOOOOOWWW.

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★½

    Believe the hype.

    Going into this, I was very hopeful. With all the praise and festival hype it got, it skyrocketed to my most anticipated release of the year. People are calling it a defining piece of horror cinema and a masterpiece of the genre. I would have to agree. 

    Horror is a subjective matter. What may scare you, may not scare the next person. But to me, it takes a certain something to actually SCARE me. This is a…

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    A neon, blood splattered, cocaine filled, Cage Rage ride right into the heart of Hell. A daring, uncompromising fever dream come to life. Yet again Panos proves to be a virtuoso of viscera and violet colored hallucinations. A heavy metal acid trip to its fullest extent.

    When I die
    Bury me deep
    Lay two speakers at my feet
    Wrap some headphones 
    Around my head
    And rock and roll me.