• Freaky


    9/10 ... “Your touch makes this pussy drier than sandpaper, you fucking monkey.”

  • The War with Grandpa

    The War with Grandpa


    4/10 ... It makes me so sad to see big stars like Robert DeNiro and Uma Thurman do roles like this. This is something for Nickelodeon. It might have been better if both the language and jokes where more r-rated. Fu*kin hell, just put some gasoline on the little kid!

  • The Post

    The Post

    9/10 ... The Post directed and produced by Steven Spielberg, that stars Meryl Streep as Katharine Graham, the first female publisher of a major American newspaper, and Tom Hanks as Ben Bradlee, the longtime executive editor of The Washington Post. It’s set in 1971, and depicts the true story of attempts by journalists at The Washington Post to publish the infamous Pentagon Papers, a set of classified documents regarding the 20-year involvement of the United States government in the Vietnam…

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    8/10 ... I love New York, although I never been there. But I love the concept of a city that never sleeps, with people from all ethnic and social backgrounds, a melting pot with food from all the corners of the world. I’m especially love seedy New York and around the time 1975-1982.

    This takes place mainly in Queens, and apart from some modern things like their clothes, it could have been shot in the 70’s. It has a gritty…

  • The Caller

    The Caller

    4/10 ... Malcolm McDowell and a (I guess by the looks of it) transgender actress in a thriller that goes round and round leading nowhere.

    This one gets a lot of love in the horror community for some unknown reason. I read that people think it's a great cat and mouse movie. Why?!?! It's just f**kin dumb. You're a murderer, no you're a murderer, no, you're a murderer... S.T.F.U! If you seriously think the other one is a murderer and…

  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen

    The Babysitter: Killer Queen

    4/10 ... Talk about crash and burn! The first movie was awesome, funny and gory. This is just a bad copy of it, even to the point of rehashing jokes and death scenes. Avoid!


  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    8/10 ... Really funny and a lot of gore. Even if it's more or less a one location movie it never gets boring.


  • Silent Madness

    Silent Madness

    4/10 ... I love 1980’s Horror, and especially Slashers. It feels like it would be kind of hard to fail on such a simple concept, get a masked murderer, some hunting of victims during nighttime, some nudity, some special effect murders… This one fails on almost all accounts! There are some short topless scenes, but no special effect killings (apart from a drill scene), otherwise just off screen stuff. More or less everything is done during daytime and the killer…

  • Don't Go in the Woods

    Don't Go in the Woods

    2/10 ... One of these 1980’s slashers I have avoided, ’cause I have never heard a good word about it. But, sometime I got to see it if I call myself a 1980’s horror fanatic.

    We first meet a gang of wannabe hikers, with their leader who looks like a midget in a full-size body. All of them annoying, so already 2 minutes I feel like pressing the stop button. Then we have a screaming women calling out for her…

  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

    7/10 ... I usually don't like Horror/Comedies, I prefer that the movie maker try to make me feel scared and uncomfortable. Tucker & Dale vs. Evil is one of few exceptions, but I categorize its as a comedy, not a horror movie. Anyway, it's funny as hell, and if it would have hold the high standard as the first half all the way through I probably would have given it a 9/10.

  • Hell Fest

    Hell Fest


    8/10 ... Probably my favourite slasher since the 1980’s. Good setting, all main characters are likeable, the killer has a great mask and I love the ending. It doesn’t have any nudity, but hey it’s not the 80’s anymore, where in the age of prudeness now.

  • Colombiana


    -/10 ... 5 minutes in and I'm already annoyed that Spanish speaking people in Colombia speaks English with each other.

    Then we come to the award winning dialogue :
    "Kill that little bitch" ... 5 seconds later the same man: "Stop shooting, we need her alive".

    ... and we go from there. The girl get arrested for drunk driving, (she's acting) they don't even make her take a breathalyser.

    If you think this has nail biting and tense scenes, you…