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  • Satan's Slave

    Satan's Slave


    Animated montage/tarot card/skull illustration intro credits with (seven man band) orchestral music rolls us right into a fog-filled, cinemascoped black mass, with a robed, heavy metal horn-handed, eye-glowing, goat-headed priest doing his best to recite the final track of Coven’s 1969 LP as his torch-wielding hooded creepy cronies drag in a spaced out, spread out blond bimbo to be stripped down and tied up to be fed as din-din to the devil. The sequence is so grainy, gritty, handheld and…

  • Pandora's Box

    Pandora's Box


    Probably very easily misconstrued by modern audiences to be anti-woman propaganda exhibiting the fatality of femme affection, but I would say this more broadly examines the deepest depths of danger inherent to love, in general, but especially love led by lust, greed, vanity, and desperation—which my impenetrable pessimism would argue are often the seeds to any budding romance. The evils bound by Pandora’s Box are unleashed from between the legs of “The Girl in the Black Helmet,” or Lulu (Louise…

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  • The Clovehitch Killer

    The Clovehitch Killer


    BTK home-invaded, tied up, strangled and asphyxiated ten people over the span of three decades while evading capture and leaving police scrambling in the dark. As far as serial killers go, BTK is an anomaly amongst the world of criminal psychology/profiling. He wasn’t abused as a child, nor had he experienced anything traumatic; he had fairly normal, appropriately affectionate parents; in the thirty+ years that he killed, he maintained the perfect all-American family life, having kids, a long term, faithful…

  • QT8: The First Eight

    QT8: The First Eight


    Demoted a whole star for the dramatic bass drop that crackled through my speakers every single time Harvey Weinstein was mentioned.