This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

So I finally watched it. And I'm speechless. It's so BAD. This movie had so much potential, all of it totally, completely WASTED. Also these cats look creepy with their human faces, human hands and goddamned human feet. I'm positively sure that I won't forget this movie anytime soon for it still haunts me in my waking dreams. If you want to get some trauma because you have none, or maybe you want to punish yourself for atrocities you committed or maybe you're just masochist like me, go ahead and watch CATS.

Half-star is for Skimbleshanks song bc I liked it.