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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★

    "A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world?"

    Exactly.

    Ignore the overacting (or lack of acting altogether from some characters), the cheesy jokes, the lame special effects, the unbelievable "sorcery", and you have yourself a mediocre movie at best. But I love this awful movie all the same.

    Maybe it's the video game nostalgia, as Mortal Kombat was the first game I remember spending hours watching other people play in my local arcade before…

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    Over the top raunchy and uncomfortable to watch with other people. Yes, I should've known better.

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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    Still one of my favorite films of all time. I like to pretend they didn't make 2 more after this one...

  • The Cutting Edge

    The Cutting Edge

    ★★★½

    A classic from my childhood that still holds up despite the odd camera work and the less-than-believable skater toss at the end.