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  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    Here's an idea: take out the songs and actually pace the story properly. The tone is so inconsistent as well that very few moments have any impact throughout. The character designs really do the film's backgrounds a great disservice.

    Also, here's a cute fact: this movie made three times the box office of Treasure Planet. If you still don't think Disney purposefully sabotaged that movie, then I don't know what else to tell you.

  • Sleeping Beauty

    Sleeping Beauty

    Prettiest movie there is. Listen to those vocalizations right before Aurora begins singing I Wonder. Pure majesty.

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ½

    Characters in this movie shouldn't even be referred to as such. They're pawns, inanimate chess pieces to be transferred from position to position with little regard for their individual humanity.

    The only people who do showcase a potential for distinction are caricatures. The mother of the wealthy family is brainless. The visually illiterate hack, Bong Joon-ho, pleads for you to laugh at her ignorance with him. The father wrestles with the riveting, recurring conflict of poor people smelling bad. The…

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ½

    This movie's such a shockingly grotesque piece of propaganda that it really pisses me off whenever I come across mention of it. Even if I pretend that I know nothing about this film, and especially that I have not seen it, there isn't a single positive review I've come across on this site or others that can convince me that people actually wholeheartedly believe that this movie is a masterpiece.

    "It's about class warfare." "It's about dual perspectives." "It's about…