can joe pesci have a comeback. the irishman gave me a taste of grandpa pesci and now i need more

yeah sure. i guess film bro’s are right, but only this one time

Lady Bird: i have an "oscar"

The Academy: were you awarded that?

Lady Bird: yeah

The Academy: why is it in quotes?

Lady Bird: i awarded it to myself. it was awarded to me by me

when three of your meta jokes are pointing out how bad the writing of your movie is... i don’t have a punch line for this yet but it’s not like they put in the effort so why should i