Admiral G

“I'm not going to stand here and listen to a pig misquote Lincoln.”

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  • Chariots of Fire

    ★½

  • Better Off Dead...

    ★★★★★

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★

  • Operation Mincemeat

    ★★★½

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  • Radioland Murders

    Radioland Murders

    ★★★★★

    Look I know this isn’t a good movie. But it’s soooo right up my alley. The murder mystery comedy is my SHIT. This movie is packed to the gills with funny people: Christopher Lloyd, Michael McKean, Bobcat Goldthwait, Stephen Tobolowski, Larry Miller, Jeffrey Tambor, Ned Beatty, George Burns, Harvey Korman, and more. Alas, none of these funny people are the lead. But Mary Stuart Masterson is beautiful and empathetic and carries more than her weight. 

    It’s a gorgeous period piece with…

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  • Chariots of Fire

    Chariots of Fire

    ★½

    The music is so jarringly awesome that it must’ve fooled everyone. This shit is so British and so stuffy and so goddamn boring and repetitive. Avoid. 

    Best Picture 1981 ✅
    (it beat Raiders of the Lost Ark) 

  • Better Off Dead...

    Better Off Dead...

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie goes so hard. A live action cartoon version of a John Hughes movie. I want to live in the alternate reality where Savage Steve Holland was the heralded voice of the ‘80’s instead. It’s not a perfect film at all but for all of its flaws (and there are a few) it makes up for them in claymation cheeseburgers.

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