Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Fargo
  • MouseHunt

Recent activity

  • Moulin Rouge!


  • Elvis


  • Ride Lonesome


  • The Black Phone


Recent reviews

  • Moulin Rouge!

    Moulin Rouge!


    Needs more singing moon

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi


    Was on board with most of this but it kinda falls on its face in the end. The first five episodes are pretty agreeable and have brief moments of greatness but the finale makes the whole thing feel narratively pointless and drags on far too long. Lots of sloppy writing in this and several instances where Vader and Obi-Wan come off as uncharacteristically moronic. Lots of fan fiction ass dialogue in the finale too.

Popular reviews

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “I remember this…I remember us. My dream ended here. We can’t go back…”

    “We won’t.”

    Most romantic movie of the year.

  • Heard She Got Married

    Heard She Got Married


    “Are you sure I can’t tempt you with one of my custom dogs?”

    The latest from Matt Farley and Charles Roxburgh is the Motern Film I didn’t know I needed. Dark and unsettling to an extent previously unmatched by the duo’s work. (Freaky Farley comes closest), Heard She Got Married is certainly unique in the Motern canon but is still entertaining in many of the ways you’ve come to expect.

    There’s a bit of sadness that permeates the film making it…