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  • In Bruges
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  • There Will Be Blood
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  • Jujutsu Kaisen 0

    ★★½

  • Jujutsu Kaisen

    ★★★

  • Knives Out

    ★★★★

  • Greener Grass

    ★★★★½

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★½

    Martin McDonagh Ranked

    I’m writing this review nearly a week after I first watched the film, and I feel like at this point I need to just actually write something rather than stressing about what to write or how to write it. 

    And you know what, that’s actually kind of to the point of this film. Sure it’s about a lot of things, but at its core it’s about the value of just living your life such as it is,…

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★

    What this movie stands for is gross, but it’s not especially poorly made either.


    Now, to clarify, this movie has a lot of good things about it. The cinematography is good looking even if it doesn’t convey a whole lot of information on its own. The editing isn’t bad at conserving the pace of the film. The score is good, even if it’s hard to pick out specific uses of it where it wasn’t the focus of the scene and…

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    Jujutsu Kaisen 0

    ★★½

    The technical stuff is still about as good as the show, so that’s not surprising, but the story is kinda wack and it’s presented pretty poorly for the sake of making it more accessible to people who haven’t seen the show, which is super obvious if you’ve seen the show too

  • Jujutsu Kaisen

    Jujutsu Kaisen

    ★★★

    Tropey as hell and not terribly well thought out, but it’s pretty and the fights are kinda well done I guess. Better than Demon Slayer by a little bit at least if that’s any metric to judge it off of.

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★½

    Now this may come as a shock to people who know me, but I love Robert Eggers. 

    I love his sensibility, I love his style, I love his writing, I love his sets, and I love his attention to detail. He’s my favorite director working today and I’ve been immensely excited for this film ever since I heard that it was in production. 

    Now you may think: “But Elliot, you’re only giving this movie a 7/10. How can you say…

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★

    A24 Ranked

    The sweetest movie about a fake orphan and his fake struggles to wash his real hair.