• Camp Rock

    Camp Rock


    this movie is the reason i gave myself bangs in the 5th grade. huge mistake. good movie though!

  • In The Heights

    In The Heights


    As a Black Latina woman who has lived in New York and has family from Uptown and The Bronx, this movie was a flat out disappointment to la raza. I refuse to believe that with all the money and resources they were given to produce this film, the casting director couldn’t find any Dominicans, Cubans, or Boricuas who were darker than the paper bag? In New York? This is what happens when you let someone who is not Latinx or…

  • Kajillionaire



    This movie is really about negative infant-parent attachment styles which only made me consider my own fertility as I watched the film. I recommend that you watch this when you are NOT ovulating.

  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher


    i cried throughout this movie and now i feel ~extremely~ conflicted any time there’s grilled octopus on the menu. My heart says no but my stomach says yes…

  • Support the Girls

    Support the Girls


    I came to see my girl Junglepussy in her indie film debut, but I stayed for Regina King’s endearing and heartfelt performance. The ending was kind of underwhelming but overall it was a lot of fun. Probably my second favorite Bujalski film.

  • Doctor Zhivago

    Doctor Zhivago


    Definitely had pre-pubescent sexual fantasies inspired by this film. Rest in power Mr. Arnstein ❤️ Egyptian King of Hollywood

  • Valley of the Dolls

    Valley of the Dolls


    I have seen this film 1000 times and I will never stop viewing it until the day I pass away. My mom used to force me to watch this movie as a child to convince me that drugs were bad and it worked for the most part. I remember when my freshman year language of film professor said this movie was categorically bad and he broke my heart. He wasn’t wrong, but it’s perfect to me. This movie is Rated C for Camp.

  • The Fifth Element

    The Fifth Element


    Three words: JEAN. PAUL. GAULTIER! 

    that’s all.

  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love


    The two stars go to the costume designer and set designers for this movie and no one else. This movie is absolutely stunning but it pissed me the fuck off personally. This is a horror film where a woman allows her pride to stop her from getting laid while her bum ass husband is cheating on her and she dies alone in agony. I’m really tired of seeing “romantic” films where the characters are torturing themselves emotionally because they let…

  • Frank



    i went to see this movie in high school specifically because i wanted to see michael fassbender’s face and was disappointed to discover his face was hidden throughout the entire film.

  • The Prom

    The Prom


    i’m only overhearing my mom and sister watching the press screener for this movie as i cry in my bed in pain with dry sockets and it’s too much. if musical numbers are not motivated by the plot of the film they annoy me.

  • White Chicks

    White Chicks


    this movie could have only come out when it did and no other year besides that.