notstephtinsley has written 14 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • Playing with Sharks

    Playing with Sharks

    ★★★★★

    If Malibu Barbie were a real person, she is this woman. Gangsta mermaid energy. It’s on sight for any bitch nigga who harpoons our precious endangered sharks for sport.

  • Zola

    Zola

    ★★★★★

    The female gaze on film.

    I laughed. I cried. I *sighed in black girl*  

    I have been waiting for this movie since I was a 17 year old tumblr/twitter girl and it was worth the wait.

    There are so many thoughts to unpack but this is not the proper platform to do it so I will be writing a critical review with all my references cited on my medium account soon. Until next time… don’t get lost in the sauce!

  • Doctor Zhivago

    Doctor Zhivago

    ★★★★★

    Definitely had pre-pubescent sexual fantasies inspired by this film. Rest in power Mr. Arnstein ❤️ Egyptian King of Hollywood

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★★★★

    this film is the definition of CAMP. it is more than a documentary. it is a puppet show. it’s a makeup tutorial. it’s incredibly sad but there’s lots of sparkle. plz watch!

  • Our Planet

    Our Planet

    ★★★★★

    me and ariel watched this high all day long and cried about how humans are destroying our beautiful earth and all its precious ecosystems. did you know 100 million sharks are murdered every year for no fucking good reason? and humans have the audacity to be afraid of a shark bite while swimming in the ocean we polluted. humans don’t deserve rights. the apes should take over from here. i’m gonna go watch planet of the apes now.

  • Dreamgirls

    Dreamgirls

    ★★★★★

    this is for my people whose black/poc mom played the soundtrack to this movie in the car every single day of 2007

  • Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm

    ★★★★★

    sacha baron cohen and his team got more intel than the cia on god

  • The Haunted Mansion

    The Haunted Mansion

    ★★★★★

    Eddie Murphy’s character in this movie is the spitting image of my father, from the suit to the mustache to the pager. Important lesson about breaking generational curses and freeing our ancestors so they can ascend. Black people approved ✅

  • Purple Rain

    Purple Rain

    ★★★★★

    on a technical level, this movie is bad. on a spiritual level, this movie is perfect in each and every way.

  • Pineapple Express

    Pineapple Express

    ★★★★★

    every man in this movie is so open and honest with his emotions, it’s actually quite a sweet movie besides all the shootings and deaths and such.

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★★★

    this shit still bangs ofn 😤

  • Scorpio Rising

    Scorpio Rising

    ★★★★★

    the dick that pops up during the scene of jesus healing the blind man? 5 stars!