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  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • The Best Years of Our Lives
  • Planet of the Apes
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  • Indecent Proposal

    ★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★

  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

    ★★★

  • Moonfall

    ★★½

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  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★★

    Proof that even if capitalistic corruption takes away your name, family & life, it can never take the most crucial element of your being: your pouty lips.

  • 8 Mile

    8 Mile

    ★★★

    As an Italian man, the disrespect toward mom's spaghetti is a brutal affront to my culture.

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  • Indecent Proposal

    Indecent Proposal

    ★★½

    While it's impossible to believe Demi Moore and Woody Harrelson would have met in Glee Club, this does feel like it would be a Glee reunion season plot conceived by Ryan Murphy.

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    The best format to watch Baz Luhrman's Elvis in is "modern electronic slot machine game that takes up three screens at a casino."

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  • Coming 2 America

    Coming 2 America

    ★½

    At one point, Eddie Murphy is surprised to learn that Shari Headley had been with men prior to him. Somehow forgetting a major plot point of the original film was that she was with Eriq La Salle when they met. This is literally the only thing from the original that this sequel doesn't directly repeat to you while nudging your ribs violently.

  • Night of the Coconut

    Night of the Coconut

    ★★★½

    For the first time since 2016, a film dares us to truly consider the coconut.