abi ✨ has written 68 reviews for films rated ★★★★ .

  • Murder on the Orient Express

    Murder on the Orient Express


    for the first 30 minutes I thought kenneth branagh was ewan mcgregor

    [ I KNOW this film is messy & has its flaws but....it was low-key rlly entertaining?? Sad that such a cast & good concept/base material went to waste but I had fun lol. I LOVE murder train concepts bc it reminds me of professor Layton.
    Plus the song 'The Armstrong Case'???? jonny greenwood is shaking.]

  • Widows



    Now I really want a westie

  • Halloween



    when they inevitably make another sequel can the kid being babysitted please be the lead

  • The Spy Gone North

    The Spy Gone North


    me, someone who has an attention span of approx 12 seconds sitting through a 2 hr 16 minute film that is 95% dialogue without feeling an ounce of boredom.........a miracle

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born


    for the love of god someone please wash bradley cooper's hair.

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin


    Jesus Christ, did coco chanel take a shit on your head?

  • Nowhere Boy

    Nowhere Boy


    Using a YouTube to MP3 converter when I was like 16 to get Aaron Taylor Johnson's version of 'In spite of all the danger' onto my ipod nano was a mood.

  • Babe




  • The Intern

    The Intern


    Mon coeur 😭😭😍😍💙💖💗💚💛💜💞❤️💕💛💗💖💙🤧🤧😰😭🤔😭😭💙💖💗✨❤️💜

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    Simon had his apple devices SYNCED

  • To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    To All the Boys I've Loved Before


    Very cute, although I thought kavinsky was meant to be the adorable boyfriend. So I was very shocked to realise that he was the evil antagonist after the "wait, you've never seen Fight Club?!" line.

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    the electric(ish) blue suit is a LOOK