Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan 2021

  im gonna fuck the declaration of independence

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  National Treasure: Book of Secrets 2007

  ★★½ Rewatched 02 Jan 2021 1

  im gonna fuck the president of the united states of america

Recent reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 30 Jul 2023

  everyone talking about how they need the i am kenough hoodie but i need the fauxjo mojo mink

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  Tenet 2020

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Jul 2023

  virgin “i am become death destroyer of worlds” vs. chad “i ordered my hot sauce an hour ago”

Popular reviews

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  Titane 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2021 12

  me the whole movie: i would like to see the baby

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  The Gray Man 2022

  ★½ Watched 19 Jul 2022 10

  the russo brothers are just non-self-aware michael bay and i mean that with the utmost disrespect