Alex Barnett

Alex Barnett

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  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead

    ★★★★½

    Your law enforcement agencies urge you to remain in your homes.
    Keep all doors or windows locked or boarded shut.
    Use all food, water and medical supplies sparingly.
    Civil defense forces are attempting to gain control of the situation.
    Stay near your radio and remain tuned to this frequency.
    Do not use your automobile.
    Remain in your homes.
    Keep all doors and windows locked.

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★½

    Would fit well in pornhub’s masturbation tab

    but I guess props for the self-critique that forgets the self left to be critiqued