Favorite films

  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Messiah of Evil
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Dawn of the Dead

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  • Too Close To Home

  • Breaking News

    ★★★★½

  • Blow Out

    ★★★★★

  • Chimp & Zee

    ★★½

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  • Blow Out

    Blow Out

    ★★★★★

    There's black gloves and a bottle of J&B on screen. It's like a giallo but with landmarks I recognize, like the intersection outside of 30th Street Station that I fucking 𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆.

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★★½

    Always caught off guard by how quickly it feels like the prom sequence arrives in the narrative.

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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    Dragula is being played at a club in the first act, which means there's a naked hairless Rob Zombie being siphoned for bioelectricity in one of those pods.

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    There's an absurdity and sense of dark humor present in every scene that landed with me consistently, whether it's the breakfast bone chair, Viggo Mortensen's casual Ithilien ranger costume, or Stewart's performance of only stammers and tics.

    Ends with the realization that Mikey likes Life cereal, but it's Mortensen eating a bar of microplastics and he's filmed like Falconetti's Joan of Arc.