Moral of the story is you never clip your god damn NAILS in the front entryway!
No Michael Jordan.
I'm talking barely a highlight, let alone the expected 2 hour supercut of his career highlights.
It's about his uncomfortable shoe.
The shoe isn't anthropomorphic either.
Literally no speaking role for either main character.
If this is what film making has become, stories about products, and not people.... Then AI has already won.
No, not Allen Iverson.